First of all, thank you to everyone--this add-on was a lifesaver: it did what my Client wanted quickly and easily with one glitch: It displayed everything as out-of-stock in the product listing when the quantity column was disabled in the admin section (config/product listing).

So, here's the fix for anyone else who's having this problem. Hopefully it will help. ;)

Credit to airsoftmart over at the forum link (second post)--I discovered that he figured it out the same way, but after I got everything working. His PHP is probably solider than mine, too. :)

Based off the original files, including gif's.

BACK UP FIRST!!!! I am not responsible for your irresponsibility!!!

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